Tuesday, August 30, 2011

i need a white tiger

like, literally.  well ... sort of.  more specifically i need a plush white tiger that doesn't look adorably cute.  and why might i need this?  blizzcon costume.  why else?  did you not read my post from last friday?  any who,  the character i'm going as has the WoW equivalent of white tiger as her war mount.  which just means it's a white tiger with a fancy name, like frostsaber.  costume-wise, this means i want to get a big plush tiger, slap some wheels on it, and have it "following" me on a leash at the convention.  problem is, too many of the plus tigers at the stores have that overly cute googly eye look.  and a fierce war mount cannot have googly eyes.  i'm pretty sure you can't be fierce with googly eyes.  just ask tyra.  and the ones that don't have googly eyes are ginormous and cost  way too much money.  so if you or anyone you know has a decent sized, not overly cute, plush white tiger that you wouldn't mind donating to my cause so i can punch holes in it and attach some wheels, let me know.  i will less than three you forever!  because i want to look badass.  and the fail ninja just doesn't cut it.  that, and they wont allow live animals in the convention center.  which is really too bad.  because if they did, you can bet i would be trying to find some zoo who would let me borrow their tiger.

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