ok well technically that is a drama alpaca, but that doesn't rhyme quite so nicely. but anyway, who ever told the drama llama that it needed to visit me today, all i have to say is fuck you asshole! may the fleas of a thousand camels assault your crotch and may your arms be too short to scratch. because i have enough every day drama of my own, and i really don't need to add to it. the extremely abridged version of the story is that some women are just fucking crazy. don't want to post too many details on here just because it involves other people as well and i don't want to impose too much on their privacy. but if every one could just make me a promise right now, and agree not to marry crazy people, the world would be a better place. mmmmmmk? now if you'll excuse me, this stress headache is killing me and i need to go down about a thousand more milligrams of ibuprofen. because my liver doesn't already hate me enough from my large amounts of alcohol consumption. guess i better start saving up for a new one now.
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