wow so my dad really needs to learn how to read his texts before sending them. really wish i had a smart phone right now just so i could screen cap this and post the pic, but since i don't, here it goes. bold is him, italicized is me.
what up homo?
dad! reread what you just sent me!
what it b
can't you take a joke?
you need to turn off your auto correct so it doesn't call people bad names
what's a bad name, homey
reread what you sent. your phone changed it to homo
but your not, you're my daughter
yeah i know. turn off auto correct. why does your phone know that word anyway?
not that there is anything wrong with it
that's still not a nice way to put it
ok i will look into it
how many people are you calling that name that your phone uses it for auto correct?
my bad
fail dad. just fail
what's fail mean?
it means you failed at texting
maybe you failed at a joke?
just go fix your phone and try again when it will use nice words
yes dear :-) you are your monthers daughter
good night gracie*
you're a dork
*gracie is my mom's dog. my dad says he uses that because it's from some show with george burns and gracie allen, but i have my doubts.**
** not doubting that it was on the show, the interwebs proved that was true, but because that's why he says it
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