this is just based on some of the conversations and interactions i've had with a few of my guy friends lately. apparently some of you out there need a little refresher course. so boys, pay attention, as this will help you with the ladies. and maybe bookmark this page for future references.
1) NEVER skimp on the foreplay.
2) all girls are crazy, it just varies in type and degree. the secret is finding a level of crazy that you can live with.
3) lying to girls is bad. she will find out. and it will be very ugly when she does. (want to know why it will be ugly? see point 2)
4) if a girl answers you with "fine." and nothing else, you better just start praying for forgiveness now, or get ready to pack your bags.
5) NEVER skimp on foreplay.
6) almost as important as point 1 and 5, always make sure she's finished before you roll over and go to sleep.
7) if you just sit down and really listen to what we are saying, we are not anywhere near as confusing , complex, or complicated as you seem to think we are. in fact, we are far more confused by you than we let on.
8) be nice to our kitties (and i'm talking about the 4 legged feline variety here). if you can get in good standings with the cat, chances are you can get in good standings with us as well.
9) a lot of times we don't care about sports, cars, the type of music you listen to, the games you play, etc. we try to care about them because we care about you. remember to return the favor and do shit that we like that you might not be too keen on.
10) NEVER skimp on foreplay.
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