a few random thoughts that more or less sum up my saturday night and provide good advice at the same time. here we go now:
apparently, after i warm up a bit, i am pretty pro at beer pong. i am a good person to have on your team in the long run.
the above statement also lead to a comparison between me, Jesus Christ, and the footprints saying because i was carrying my partner through the game. while comparing your beer pong partner to the son of God might make them feel good, i'm pretty sure it might land you in hell also. weigh your options carefully.
having beer, champagne, and vodka all in one night may seem like a good idea at the time, but you will feel very differently about it in the morning.
it was decided that being called "a pile of ass matter" is one of the most disgusting insults ever.
friends who pay for your drinks because you're broke until your next paycheck are the best kinds of friends. be nice to them and keep them around.
in a related thought, ibuprofen, mac 'n' cheese, and water are great ways to cure hangover headaches. sandwiches are an acceptable substitute.
according to my boyfriend, a better way to cure a hangover is a shot of whiskey. i think i'll pass on that one.
designated drivers are a wonderful thing to have so your drunk ass doesn't have to walk home. be nice to them also.
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