so it has long been established that kylie fails horribly as a ninja. so far, the photographic evidence has been, well, mediocre. what she lacks in stealth she makes up for in speed, and unless i'm really lucky, a lot of shots of her attempting ninja stunts will end up as just blurs of black and white fur. but not this time! i finally have hard evidence of what i've always been talking about. the other day, i was getting ready to go back to work after my lunch break, and the cat had been hanging out on the stairs. she heard me get up from my computer chair and start walking toward the stairs. i can only assume that had some grand ambush scheme planed out, because she decided to "hide" from me. now there is a very, very good reason i put quotes around hide. according to mr. daniel webster, to hide means to put out of sight; to keep secret; to screen from or as if from view. to kylie is means this:
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apparently she doesn't quite grasp the concept that just because she can't see me, doesn't mean i can't see her. oh well. so much for that super sneaky awesome ambush plan. better luck next time, fail ninja. better luck next time.
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