|this is what happens when i get bored and find costume parts|
i think i would have made a pretty bad ass pirate captain. first off, i look pretty damn good as a pirate, which is evident in some of my previous halloween costumes. i got that tattoo thing covered. also, i can sing all of their songs. and pirate songs are the only songs that i really sing well. i'm trying to figure out a way to record that and once i do i'll most likely post it here. and most importantly, i'm good at drinking rum. like really good at it. seriously, i drink like a fucking fish. so all i really need is a ship and a crew. i already have the flag. and if i remember correctly, jefe owes me a ship. i think there was some kind of deal where he had to be second in command or something like that, i don't know. if i split the rum with him, i'm sure he'd go along with it. oh and then he would be a drunk pirate. which would give me another excuse to sing "drunken sailor." i think this situation is win all around.