and i mean that very literally. i'm currently sitting at home with five wires taped to my chest so this thing that looks like an old school cell phone can record my echocardiogram report for twenty four hours. it's loads of fun. i can't wear my necklace, so i feel totally naked. and my boobs are so damn big that two of the wires are actually taped under them, which is super awkward feeling. i'm just hoping this is worth it an it actually picks up when my heart starts being stupid. at least they have like a two day turn around, so i should have my results back by next week and can figure out what the next step is. until then, i get to sit here all plugged in trying to do my normal thing.