Monday, February 14, 2011

happy single's awareness day!

i'm happy that it's valentine's day today.  not because i'm going to spend it with someone special and have an overly mushy and romantic evening with an over priced dinner and cliche gifts followed by tender love making and falling asleep in each others arms and all that other shit that you're are supposed to do on today only and apparently no other day for the rest of the year no matter how much you "love" the person.  considering i'm not in a committed relationship, i had none of that planed.  honestly, i would have been a little freaked out if my guy  acknowledged today, let alone planed out anything.  i was just hoping to have some casual rough sex and call it a night, but the boy toy is out sick so there went my idea of a good time.  now i'm just stuck here with the cat playing WoW.  very exciting.  can't even make myself a drink because i'm out of vodka and don't get paid until wednesday.  but i'm off track now.  back to why i'm happy it's valentine's day.  i'm secretly a bit ecstatic about it.  because starting tomorrow, the madness stops for a whole fucking year.  no longer will be ears be bombarded with ads about chocolates and flowers and shit like that every time i turn on my car.  no longer will there be all those "news" articles about the most romantic cities, the most romantic restaurants, the most romantic gifts, the most romantic teddy bears, the most romantic ways to blow your nose.  it all stops tomorrow.  and for that i say happy valentine's day!  happy single's awareness day!  and less complaining, more sexy rumpus! *

* if you don't get the reference, check out the oatmeal

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