so thursday night went a little differently than expected. and from what i remember, it was a pretty damn good night. we started the night out at mc carthy's. i got mad props form the ladies in the bathroom line for being able to pee fast. i was introduced to the "adios motherfucker"** which is now one of my new favorite drinks. tessa made brian kiss me. everyone on the patio cheered whenever the police helicopter would fly over and shine a spotlight on us. brian was telling me about a guitar with frets that aren't straight. and some redhead who i think was named erika told me that i had a pair of glorious breasts and asked if she could feel them.*** i not entirely sure, but i think had about four or five drinks there. i didn't buy them all, so i sorta of lost count. all i know is that every time my cup was close to empty, there was a new one in front of me. which is the way it should be. and thank you to jason for dealing with the crowds at the bar so i didn't have to.
after mc carthy's we moved onto creekside. which is a downstairs bar. i had never been there and did not know that, so yeah, i was a little surprised to have to maneuver stairs while drunk, but i managed. it's pretty small on the bar side, but they have a separate room where there was live music. i have no idea if the person(s) playing were any good because it was too loud to hear them clearly from the bar and we never made it into the other room. i remember talking to some blond girl about the drink she had because it looked good. i ordered one for myself and it really was as good as it looked. and keeping in tradition of drinks i like having the word "dirty" in them, (dirty girl scout anyone?) this one was called a dirty shirley. i sorta kinda remember talking to a guy at the bar also, but i don't remember if he was part of our group or not. it may or may not have been brian. but i do remember tessa taking my cherry. after that our group broke off into smaller groups and some people went home. i decided i wanted food.
so if you have ever gone out drinking down town with me before, you will know that i get cravings for wild bread when i'm smashed. that night was no exception, so jason and i made over to woodstocks. i now know it's a good thing we took palm and not marsh to get there because i found out later that there was a sober check point set up on marsh and there is no way in hell i would have passed that. but apparently i was sober enough to see the cops sitting on the bench, and jason tells me that they were snickering about that fact that i not so quietly pointed it out to him. but they didn't stop us, so we made it to woodstocks so i could get my fix of the cheesy, ranch covered goodness. if you have never had wild bread while drunk at 1:00 a.m., then you my friend are missing out. hit me up if you're ever around and we will fix that.
* i thought it best if i took out all self incriminating evidence. not that there was any or anything like that. because you know, i'm a prefect angel and such and don't do anything bad. (lol ok i was laughing when i wrote that. even i dont believe it)
** i find it really funny that my spell check recognizes motherfucker as a correctly spelled word
*** between her and the girl from new year's, i'm starting to think that for some reason, the ladies really like me
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