motherfucker i'm awesome! and i'm drinking, so yeah. oh and it looks like i need more rum. sailor jerry and captain morgan have decided to befriend me in my time of need. i got no cash monies to buy vodka, so i commandeered the sailor jerry the boy left in my fridge and i actually found a full bottle of captain morgan. don't worry, it was just hiding out in my mini fridge that has been unplugged forever so i never look it there. but for some reason it was calling to me the other day. so i took a peek inside and had a nice looking pirate starring back at me. well, off too see said pirate about a refill. oh, and in case you forgot, i'm awesome!
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